HAS ELON MUSK SOLVED CHESS YET?
I have to say that if he did use Stockfish butt vibes, he deserved to win. At least once.
Computers are so much better than humans at chess, it’s absurd.
I predict that chess will be essentially fully solved (like checkers) within 10 years.
The "Orders of Magnitude" Logarithmic Slider
Scroll from Tic-Tac-Toe through Checkers to the cosmic absurdity of Chess. Warning: Dragging beyond Checkers (10²⁰) causes severe local reality warp and Grok compression anomalies.
Checkers (English Draughts)
Weakly solved in 2007 by Jonathan Schaeffer et al. using dozens of computers running continuously for 18 years. Result: Perfect play by both sides leads to a draw. This is the ceiling of what human civilization has fully calculated.
The Elon Musk "Next Year for Sure" Tracker
Putting the 2034 Chess prediction in context with other famous timelines.
"Autonomous Driving 90% Done in 1 Year"
Claimed autonomous driving would be basically solved in one year.
Still in beta 12 years later"Coast-to-Coast Autonomous Drive by 2017"
Promised a Tesla would drive from Los Angeles to New York without a single touch.
Never happened"1 Million Robotaxis on the Road by 2020"
Guaranteed 1,000,000 driverless robotaxis taking passengers by end of 2020.
Missed by 100%"Uncrewed Starship on Mars by 2024"
Claimed SpaceX would land an uncrewed Starship on Mars in 2024.
Current year: 2026"Chess Fully Solved Like Checkers in 10 Years"
Claimed computers will completely calculate chess's 10¹²⁰ variation game-tree.
Countdown active: ~8 years remaining"Looking into it. Chess v2 will be solved next year."
Standard timeline extension protocol deployed.
Inevitable